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slayer
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reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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thealoofnightowl:

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lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

Looks like he’s saying ‘i want food/to eat’ he does the downward gesture with flat hand palm down which means want..to me anyhow.
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WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

WHAT
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